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Over 200 men and women...
All for ONE MILLION Turkish lira.
It's thhhhhheeeeeeeee Turkish Techno Terrorists SURVIVOR PARTY!!!!! Thass right, *this* Saturday, for one night, you will test your mettle against all the other guests. All night long, you will ruthlessly compete in a winner take all, let the chips fall where they may, no holds barred, Geneva convention be damned, devil may care, last man standing, test of your physical, hepatitical, rhythmical and mental skills for that ONE MILLION Turkish lira prize: Your endurance and alcohol resistance will be tried in the now world famous vodka jelly eating contest. Your social skills will get a work out in the senseless flirtation and opportunistic snogging event. Your rhythmical flexibility will be put to the test as the infamous DJ changes from 80's to techno to turkish belly dance and back again. Your ability to engage in small talk and useless "world saving" conversation with perfect strangers (or even better yet - people you really did not want to talk to) will be tried to the utmost. Incognito judges will be roaming the crowd and failing those who do not meet our stringent qualification levels. You may try to influence their decisions (if you can figure out who the judges are) in any fashion which you think may work. Even failed experimentation on non judges will be rewarded by the real judges if they witness the event. At the end, there will be one winner for the GRAND PRIZE: !!!ONE MILLION Turkish Lira!!! Out of towners who have esavers available this week (http://www.usairways.com) dare NOT miss this event. Be there: 5256 Forbes Ave. Pittsburgh PA 15217 M. (enemy of the people, for the TTT) P.S. Certain restrictions apply: No deposit or warranty in the commonwealth of PA. Under 18 need parental permission. Fake permission slips are accepted. Cover charge for party is $3.99. Current conversion rate 1.5 USD = 1000000 TL. Consolation prize for second place is a small rubber duck. Winner must claim prize at the next TTT party and vote for Pat Buchanan in the US elections if able to do so. |
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