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Don't miss this exciting one-time opportunity!

You are invited to make use of this one time, unique, and if I may say
so, even exclusive opportunity.

Yes, it's the one you have been waiting for. The one and only Unlu
moving away - give away!

This Thursday, starting at 5 pm we will be giving away everything we
could not pack or store or otherwise dispose of.

Yes, you heard me right - EVERYTHING!

You'll sample an incredible variety: a fairly mediocre endtable, spices,
a golf club (from Scotland!), rare artwork, light bulbs, kitchen stuff,
various stuff and STUFF!

And more!

And let's not forget the "piece de resistance" - A T-pass for the month
of August!

Everything must go! We are going out of business! Everything absolutely
100% off!

You must not miss this event. After all, it's not all the time that we
move away to another country. So come by, help yourself to the freebies
and take the time to tell us to bugger off!

Only this Thursday, only once.

Be there!


P.S. Event ends at 7 pm. Veracity of any and all statements in this
email not guaranteed in any shape or form. No implied or actual
warranty. Void where prohibited. Must be 18 to apply.

Update:

Don't forget. This is going to be tomorrow at 5 p.m. at the Brattle
Emergency Giveaway Centre at 60 Brattle.

Now added to the Unlu give-away items list are:

One large desk
TV stand (somewhat rickety)
An Ikea-lookalike armchair (lightly stained)
Shoe racks (Yes, MORE than one!)
A Chest of drawers, with drawers only slightly bulging at the bottom

AAAAND....

Booze. Yes, I said, Booze! Bottles and bottles of alcoholic leftovers
from our younger partying days are to be GIVEN AWAY, just like that.

Also, the first twelve lucky shoppers will receive a free bottle of
beer. That's right, a bottle of beer for ABSOLUTELY FREE! You may even
get to choose which type (Oatmeal stout or Vienna Lager).

All of this costs you nothing. You heard right, ZERO, the big fat O, Nada.

Everything must go. We will not be undersold!! You find any of this
stuff for less, we'll refund you the difference!

Copyleft notice: Copyright (C) 1999-2005 Mustafa Ünlü. This information is free; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or (at your option) any later version.

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